I’m a social justice cleric IRL

(But I’m still waiting for my spellcasting ability. Any time now.)

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldEnglish
    68·
    17 days ago

    As a liberal Elder Scrolls fan, I had to become a social justice stealth archer.

    • grue@lemmy.world
      33·
      17 days ago

      Sounds like an appropriate build for taking out Flock cameras and Stingrays.

      • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.socialEnglish
        7·
        17 days ago

        The mental image of critical hitting one with a lightning enchanted arrow excites me in many ways.

  • Fubarberry@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    41·
    17 days ago

    People do pick those classes, when there are riots you can see some social justice pyromancers for example.

    • nanoswarm9k@lemmus.orgEnglish
      5·
      17 days ago

      How’s your Slay Gerrymander writing going?

      I’m feeling very behind and hope someone else is scaffolding that too.

  • Allonzee@lemmy.world
    15·
    16 days ago

    Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.

    I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.

    I’d short the rich patient’s supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I’d always choose to decline.

    When the rich fucks called to complain “their machine is too noisy” I’d always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.

    It wasn’t much, but I’m very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I’d given to their poor counterparts) anyway.

    • Derpgon@programming.dev
      4·
      16 days ago

      I salute you, your parenrs and yourself should be very proud. It’s not always the things with the biggest monetary value attached that make the world better.

      It’s the little things.

  • papertowels@mander.xyz
    14·
    16 days ago

    When I was in undergrad, I co-led a student homeless outreach program that would go out and hand out pb&js, bananas, water, etc. every week.

    I was paying for supplies for the entire program out of my own pocket, so being a broke college student, I’d take regular bananas and mark them as the overripe ones at checkout, until I got caught a few times.

    Maybe that qualifies as a social justice thief?

    • Emmanuel Wald@deacon.socialOP
      9·
      16 days ago

      @papertowels @rpgmemes As a SJ Cleric, I have to say “no”. As Thomas Aquinas said:

      > It is lawful for a man to succor his own need by means of another’s property, by taking it either openly or secretly: nor is this properly speaking theft or robbery (SumTh, IIa-IIae, q.66, art.7, resp.)

      Taking things for other people who actually need it is not theft, thus you were not a thief.

      • alekwithak@lemmy.world
        4·
        16 days ago

        And OP didn’t actually take anything from anyone, they just paid a different marked up price for bananas than the stores wanted them to.

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
    13·
    16 days ago

    Social justice troll. Reach up from under the bridge and whack redpill incels as the try to cross.

  • squaresinger@lemmy.world
    10·
    16 days ago

    Social justice thief is basically Robin Hood.

    Social justice assassin is Luigi.

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      5·
      16 days ago

      Luigi is a bard. The Man labeled him an assassin to patsy for their half-assed op. Besides, no one multis into assassin w/ one solitary kill and no relevant skill tree.

  • I am a Social Justice Bardbarian.

    That is not a typo. I multiclass a bard and barbarian. That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      16 days ago

      That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.

      This would be funnier if we didn’t literally need someone doing this.

  • grue@lemmy.world
    8·
    17 days ago

    We probably need more social justice artificers to do SIGINT at protests and operate drones and such.