Slava Ukraine! 🇺🇦

(Yes, that means your bathroom is upside down.)

Fellow ADHDad? 😉🤪

PugJesus gon’ getcha with those facts!

Poor little bastard. An unwitting descendent of ancient cats’ interest in having humans wait on them hand & foot… Now, cursed with having humans give them everything humans think cats want. 👀🤣

That poor bastard has no idea what he’s trusting humans for, and he’s about to find out what a lifelong addiction to chemically-engineered trash feels like. 🥲😭

Sounds like the mind of VtM I recall from way back. Ah, 90s GenCon. You were a psycho beast.

Fulla darkness & murrrrderrrr…

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Mississippi law has no bearing in Iowa, IIRC…

That can’t possibly get away from you in the meantime, nope.

It’s even better once you know that, because sugar gliders are marsupials, they don’t have a rodent scent and so very rarely trigger a predation response in cats or dogs. We have one (his bff passed from old age, but this one’s tenacious [both rescues; please don’t buy them]) who all but rules the entirety of our pet population (dogs & cats, plural). I swear, it’s gonna come down to either AI overlords, or this undying Slappy-as-a-glider. 😶

What’s funny is that no one’s mentioned Ironsworn’s slew of random tables that are completely free online, much less the wealth of similar on Perchance. 🤓