It depends on the sport, but yes, many competitive sports have weight classes

All fun and games until the mimic pretends to be a post-it note

I have never subbed so quickly

btw I’m an animal lover

Doubt.

You write like an asshole, and I’m not surprised the cat wanted nothing to do with you

Edit: Sorry mods, apparently I’m also an asshole. I will try to be nicer

Did you have the cat from a kitten, or adopt them once they were an adult?

Very much depends on the cat, some of them just like being handled.

They’re cats; furious is their default state, and the hat probably has little to do with it.

My familiar has a similar expression when I put his Halloween hat on him, but he still refuses to leave my side, even while looking angry

If that’s getting me, they can have me

Dry food in the morning because it’s faster/easier on the way out the door before work, wet and dry mixed in the evening, with some water mixed in for the male cat as well

He’s a cat, he practically owns himself

More like a peasant nuke

Jim Bob the bridge builder

Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker

Gotta remember to bring the name binder though :P

…this is why I leave the DMing to my friend

“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”

“What colours are they?”

“…fuck.”

Look at you, planning in advance

Everywhere

Sometimes truth is shallower than fiction

What’s a DVD?

It creates lemonade popsicles

Probably had it in a frame for a while, it’s the only reason my wife and I print out pictures.

Yes, most of them are of our cats