They’re cats; furious is their default state, and the hat probably has little to do with it.

My familiar has a similar expression when I put his Halloween hat on him, but he still refuses to leave my side, even while looking angry

If that’s getting me, they can have me

Dry food in the morning because it’s faster/easier on the way out the door before work, wet and dry mixed in the evening, with some water mixed in for the male cat as well

He’s a cat, he practically owns himself

More like a peasant nuke

Jim Bob the bridge builder

Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker

Gotta remember to bring the name binder though :P

…this is why I leave the DMing to my friend

“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”

“What colours are they?”

“…fuck.”

Look at you, planning in advance

Everywhere

Sometimes truth is shallower than fiction

What’s a DVD?

It creates lemonade popsicles

Probably had it in a frame for a while, it’s the only reason my wife and I print out pictures.

Yes, most of them are of our cats

The article says the box was already 30lbs, so I’m not surprised the extra weight went unnoticed

Their bodies still generate heat, all metabolic processes do.

You and Khonsi truly are treasures.

Worth noting as well that cooked chicken bones are significantly more dangerous than raw ones

Xanthines like the caffeine in coffee or the theobromine in chocolate are poisonous

Mine jumps into my arms without warning, and just expects me to catch him