The original, and still the best.
Bender: “Don’t knock it 'til you try it, meatbag.”
Real-life Shinies
“Fish Witch Demonstration of Casting Has Mages Guild Reeling”
That’s the face of a dog that understands what’s happening.
Catsip.
The Statler and Waldorf of the insect kingdom.
“Not mimic, am tree …bark?”
I always feel strangely calm when I see a turtle just chillin’.
Same energy as capybaras.
“Do not take blue potion if under effects of dark magic. Do not take blue potion if rampaging or may start rampaging.”
“I love kitty cats!” - Biggest, scariest Viking bodybuilder you ever saw
“Give us this day our daily bread.”
Pedro Pascal flipping through the script of an early Last Of Us Season 2 episode and noticing his character suddenly stopped having dialog.
For real? V For Vendetta.
It’s about time for me to watch it again.
“The goblin is pointing a small dagger at you, but you see fear and sadness in his eyes. This is because-”
“I cast immolate!”
rolls a 20
“Are you a man or a woman?”
“I am a villain.”
“What gender are you?”
“Evil.”
“Yeah, but what’s in your pants?”
“DOOM!”
That’s genuinely adorable. And the brain on her for coming up with such a silly but clever scheme.
“Horsey McHorseFace.”
“You no longer have the right to choose.”