The two don’t have to be mutually exclusive 🤷‍♂️

This cat is how I felt taking a college class on Shakespeare for fun. First day of the class, the very first question the professor asked made me feel woefully stupid, despite having read, understood and enjoyed most of Shakespeare’s work in high school.

Nobody in my group wanted to do any sidequests when I was playing as a faery dragon that specialized in support spells and we got wind of an undead outbreak. Faery Dragons are extremely against undead, so my character went to stop the zombies all by himself and lost an arm, an eye and nearly died because my party members were metagaming dumbasses trying to go straight for the BBEG at level fucking 2.

Even the DM was disappointed and then gave me some sick new powers to allow me to be better solo if it happened again.

If I paid for art of my character and they die in the first session, the second session will have his identical twin show up.

Narf!

Dog: Extra treats!

Speaking of Liches, how are demiliches more powerful than regular liches?

1. Demi usually means “lesser,” like demi-gods aren’t as powerful as gods.

2. The monster manual I have depicts demiliches as nothing but a jewel encrusted skull. They don’t even have a body!

When they chase/attack/weave between your feet. I know they’re showing affection but, girl, you’re gonna trip me and I’ll end up squashing you. 😭

“I wanted to go outside. Now we are inside a smaller cage than the one I wanted to escape.”

Purrfect name for this cowboy/girl.

My husky loves playing in water; unless it’s in a bathtub.

2 minutes to CAT FEEDING TIME

This is where I’d show off an achievement for killing Consort Radahn… if Fromsoft had added one!

When I say “I don’t want politics in my gaming,” I mean it literally.

Like, I don’t care for the Star Wars prequels because they spend a lotta time just doing politics instead of space battles.

I don’t wanna sit through boring ass senate sessions listening to motions and passing votes. I wanna blow shit up!

“I rage and beat the shit out of him.”

“Dude, again?”

“I’m a barbarian! What else am I supposed to do? Get happy and talk them out of being evil?”

MFW I licked the wrong kind of frog.

The only cat I really talk to is a stray born on my patio I named Princess. She only comes when I call her by name.

Dude gets to be treated like a dog and he’s complaining? Ungrateful bastard.

To be fair, cartoons don’t tend to have very realistic scales of size. Like, cats weren’t that much bigger than the Rescue Rangers in that show.

That squirrel’s nutsack is almost as big as the whole chipmunk 😳