• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nzEnglish
    22·
    3 months ago

    Of course I’ll press it.

    I’m not going to cut my nose off to spite my face.

  • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.worldEnglish
    13·
    3 months ago

    Now does that mean jk Rowling remains a woman or switches sex. Two very different outcomes. One vastly more entertaining than the other.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.todayEnglish
      5·
      3 months ago

      she will be the “the only moral abortion is my abortion type”, she will still try to peddle Terfism or become transphobic like caitlyn jenner.

        • idiomaddict@lemmy.worldEnglish
          4·
          3 months ago

          I might wish for a net worth of a couple hundred thousand, which would definitely feel poor to Rowling

          • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.worldEnglish
            5·
            3 months ago

            I wish for exactly €1000000 in my bank account, to be completely cut off from social media for the rest of my life, and all my intellectual property to be donated to trans rights groups.

            • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
              1·
              3 months ago

              Pro tip, if you wanted to live comfortably without working, you’d nowadays need about €2 million. Put it into stocks/certificates at a co-op ran bank, and there you go.

  • yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    7·
    3 months ago

    Do my enemy gets same wish as mine, or can he select own wish (he gets same thing - making own dream true)?

    PRESS, my dream is to make all phobes disappear. No more enemy :3 I feel so smort on this!

  • TurboWafflz@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    3 months ago

    I looked at the comments and was wondering why everyone else had the same response as me and then i realized the community

  • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    1·
    3 months ago

    Huh. I guess that now nobody has significant political or military power. World peace achieved <3

    Alternatively, finally, Putin becomes pregnant

  • Toneswirly@beehaw.orgEnglish
    1·
    3 months ago

    I mean who is my enemy, my neighbor who’s passive aggressive but otherwise we never speak to each other? I dont have enemies unless we’re talking most rich people, and they cant all get something thats not what the meme says.