• don@lemm.ee
    151·
    2 years ago

    You got too comfortable and you’re getting tag-teamed, you rook. I recommend instant, wild flailing motions that send absolutely everything flying everywhere without warning and then calmly recovering your prized possessions while your would-be assailants cower under tables, staring at you wondering wtf just happened.

    Gotta establish dominance in a way only a cat understands.

    • bmsok@lemmy.world
      41·
      2 years ago

      Never get into a two front war. They’ll outflank you in a heartbeat and you’ll be tossing out floor food and going for the stain remover.

  • Australis13@fedia.io
    131·
    2 years ago

    This is why you never let them realise human food tastes good.

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    121·
    2 years ago

    Can cats even have lasagna?

    Looks delicious, though.

    • Bonesince1997@lemmy.world
      121·
      2 years ago

      I think it’s OK for orange ones (source: Garfield). 😂 Actually, isn’t there a lot of cheese in lasagna? Thought dairy wasn’t great for cats (OK for kittens), no?

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        51·
        2 years ago

        ricotta, mozzarella. maybe some parm. At least, for the kind mom makes. there’s different variations, like lasagna bolognese which use bechamel

        I found this recipe to be a massive hit. though. confession time. I added ricotta anyhow. (Okay. so I like ricotta. I probably like ricotta a little too much. it’s my favorite part in lasagna. )

    • Decoy321@lemmy.world
      1·
      2 years ago

      Unless the cat is lactose intolerant, they won’t likely suffer any significant health effects. Anecdotally speaking, my cats have not cared much for tomato based foods. My ex used to feed them bits of our human food to satisfy their curiosity. They’d eat the meat and cheese out of it and leave the pasta bits alone.

      Then one of them would leave diarrhea on my most expensive furniture. Every fuckin time.

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        2 years ago

        Then one of them would leave diarrhea on my most expensive furniture. Every fuckin time.

        yeah. that’s not an accident.

  • sil@aussie.zone
    91·
    2 years ago

    Their faces say “but we haven’t had any food in like… hours!”

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
    41·
    2 years ago

    It took me entirely too long that your tiny laptop was, in fact, just a normal laptop suffering from forced perspective.