Decoy321

“I felt like it.” Is all the reason the cat needs.

The idea for a 4wk minimum is to combat spam. It can be quite a lot without these seemingly unnecessary restrictions.

Yeah it’s getting pretty uncivil in these comments. Sorry, op, comments are getting locked.

Cute photo though, it’s an old school meme.

1. cute kitty, nice photo!

2. sorry for your loss, op.

3. what kind of asshole downvotes these kinds of posts and comments?!?

You clearly need to stop walking anywhere and pet the kitty. Gotta get your priorities straight.

Fucking Pinellas County. They’re such a special breed.

Holy shit what a chonker!

This gif is a classic. On fleek was slang kids used over a decade ago. My nephews and nieces used it all the time, and I had fun ruining it by overuse. Nothing kills slang faster than an old guy “pretending” to be hip.

Unless the cat is lactose intolerant, they won’t likely suffer any significant health effects. Anecdotally speaking, my cats have not cared much for tomato based foods. My ex used to feed them bits of our human food to satisfy their curiosity. They’d eat the meat and cheese out of it and leave the pasta bits alone.

Then one of them would leave diarrhea on my most expensive furniture. Every fuckin time.

Thanks for your riveting contribution to my joke. You must be fun at parties.

The alcohol ain’t good for humans either. But here we are.

I’MA TOUCH THA FISHY

Many of you feel sorry for the bard. That’s because you’re crazy. It has no feelings, and the new player is much better.

Edit: here’s context if you don’t get the reference.