“You’re going to need a bigger bowl.”

(You should read that in Roy Schneider’s voice.)

Well.

You could always be a bit slow about feeding them. They’ll at least come down to tell you about it.

(Can’t help with the cuddles though.)

honestly, I’d settle for a cat that looks at me like that.

I mean, don’t tell my partner I said that… she’s soooo much better. (she’d also probably dump me for the cat, if we’re being honest.) (just so people don’t get the wrong idea, we just aren’t at a place in our lives where a cat would be comfortable.)

Unfond of the cold white shit!

<*bapp*>

Sidney looks like they’re turning into a puddle, what with the magical-looking scalp massage.

I’d listen to this band. Just saying

NOPE!!

Also sharing them with the next generation. You’ll be happy to know Marvin the Martian still slaps.

looks fluffy to me. what’s the vet say? go with that.

looks to me like Kitty is just fighting off hidden assassins.

Cuz he’s a ninja.

a ninja kitty.

And in need of pets!

(Actually, it’s super important to socialize puppies!) (that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it!)

Hear me meow.

why do I get the feeling that the vest was meant… ironically?

And slow scritches from me!

feral cats are a colony, too.

In Paris, there was a spat of feral colonies going after tourists a while back.

Well. Once.

But I still think it’s funny to imagine it being a bigger problem.

Is it even a question?

Furryosa may say “no”, but the intrusive thoughts say “yes”

“9 out of 10 cats approve of this cat tree and the tenth cat couldn’t be reached for comment.”

The perfect drinking companion. Doesn’t get smashed and start offering bad life advice. Or pick fights expecting you to back them up, even though you don’t even remember his name from when he introduced himself five minutes ago. Or, mace you for saying “hello”