I don’t want to be a girl; I just want people to think I’m attractive. Though I do think I would be more attractive if I had tits. Even with my fucked up beard and uncombed hair.

I just want this guy as a tat:

How would I ever regret it?

Things have changed… There are tons of eco-friendly liquid fabric softeners now that don’t have plastics or forever chemicals in them. Just don’t use the sheets.

Good cuz I didn’t want any shit. I want a hug.

I know the seasoning packets say to drain the fat from the hamburger after browning, but it always leaves it so dry. I never drain the fat out or add water and I let it all marinate for at least an hour before serving. It’s so, so much better.

She’s probably a little chilly and you’re nice and toasty.

“Why, to better to hear your screams of course.”

If both my dogs get out, I only need to catch one to get the other one to come back.

IDK myself… I’m pretty sure I’m just aromantic or perhaps just another symptom of having BPD (I either hate you or love you; there’s no in-between).

I would have sex with anyone. I can be friends with almost anyone. And I can sure as hell have both someone who has sex with me that’s a friend. What more is there? Dumb gestures instead of just communicating your feelings verbally?

I’ve searched for an explanation of “romantic attraction” that I can actually understand and still don’t know what the hell it really means. So either I don’t experience it, or it’s just not easy to explain. Or I am the dumb. 🤷🏻‍♂️

If this was a real captcha, even a human couldn’t solve it because you can’t question the guards… They’re just an image. 😔

But imagine if the human check became some crazy Voigt-Kampf test with problems such as this that require a type of problem solving skill humans have but an AI doesn’t.

Lesser-used spells… Frank’s Hot Sauce

Bah. I cast that shit on everything!

I knew it was all them Rooty-Tooty Fresh’n’Fruities…

I only need to know one.

And it’s called “Fireball.”

Now I want to make a drow that’s just Rhys Darby and he’s hated by the other drow for his slightly different accent (New Zealand).

They’re spies for the Dark One!

They took his nuts, so he’s taking the humans’.

The thumbnail kinda looks like some sauced up chicken wings in a basket with a paper lining. 🤤

Kneet!

It summons a 30ft glass of “lemonade” carved from a solid chunk of topaz that crushes anything beneath it for 40xd6 damage. Anything still alive will be rich after selling the huge lemonade glass shaped topaz crystal.