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They understand, they just don’t care.

homie on the left is an absolute G with that look

Feeding time is whenever I decide it is, human.

Misleading caption, there ain’t no damn cats in the picture. Just some odd little balls in weird places.

Cats have never given even the slightest shit about our laws of physics. So unfair.

I boops the snoot, the snoot I boop; and on this snoot I puts my boop.

Cat! Stat!

“Oh, your plans? I cancelled them. You may thank me.”

It’s a feature, not a bug.

To the average Russian, I’d assume so.

And in other news, Russia has banned the use of hand rails. Video at 11.

Right after you explain wtf is going on with that pillow

You got too comfortable and you’re getting tag-teamed, you rook. I recommend instant, wild flailing motions that send absolutely everything flying everywhere without warning and then calmly recovering your prized possessions while your would-be assailants cower under tables, staring at you wondering wtf just happened.

Gotta establish dominance in a way only a cat understands.

I’m loyal to both

Snack-sized, according to the dog

Start airdropping sunflower seeds on ‘em

I’m pretty sure that dog could carry you around in between its paw pads and completely forget you’re there.

That poor cat has gone non-linear, and I don’t blame it one bit.