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Someone named their cat “spot the cat”?

“What I did to this shark is what I’m about to do to you.”

“You’re in no position to question me about anything, human. Be grateful I’m in no mood to teach you that fact.”

“You, uh… you need somethin?”

“Wait. You’re saying you can’t walk like this?!”

🥺 👉👈

“M-may I have some, too, please?”

“I fits, I sits” predates the Big Bang. By orders of magnitude.

…I sits.

They understand, they just don’t care.

homie on the left is an absolute G with that look

Feeding time is whenever I decide it is, human.

Misleading caption, there ain’t no damn cats in the picture. Just some odd little balls in weird places.

Cats have never given even the slightest shit about our laws of physics. So unfair.

I boops the snoot, the snoot I boop; and on this snoot I puts my boop.

Cat! Stat!

“Oh, your plans? I cancelled them. You may thank me.”

It’s a feature, not a bug.

To the average Russian, I’d assume so.

And in other news, Russia has banned the use of hand rails. Video at 11.

Right after you explain wtf is going on with that pillow