• LastWish@lemmy.world
    1471·
    9 days ago

    But how hard is it to clean the inevitable fur and hairball puke?

      • navi@lemmy.tespia.org
        1331·
        8 days ago

        Exactly this.

        I had the bed in OPs meme and it was great at first! My cats loved it, they zoomed through day and night. Then one day I noticed only one of the cats would enter at a time and only while I wasn’t looking. Eventually I found out one of our cats was holding politically extreme meetings under the bed which eventually resulted in an attempted coup d’etat.

        Anyways, great bed. My cats run my house now and I get to sleep under the bed in a cool maze!

        • Vytle@lemmy.world
          101·
          8 days ago

          how did you come up with this on the spot? Psychedelics? (Serious question)

          • Lupus@feddit.org
            20·
            8 days ago

            Some people just have silly minds. I tirelessly endeavor to be more like them.

            • kernelle@lemmy.world
              3·
              8 days ago

              I’m 90% sure this is how the SCP Foundation was founded

      • billwashere@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        8 days ago

        After having pets for the last 30 years this was my first thought… oh great, another place for them to leave me “presents” (like poop, vomit, dead mice, etc)

    • relianceschool@lemmy.worldEnglish
      311·
      9 days ago

      Seems like you’d just lift up the mattress like they did for this picture.

      • errer@lemmy.worldEnglish
        532·
        8 days ago

        Lifting out a mattress to clean is a huge pain in the ass

        • cynar@lemmy.worldEnglish
          6·
          8 days ago

          Some beds have storage underneath. They have a lift mechanism that lifts the whole mattress. If you used one of those as a base, then cleaning gets a lot easier.

        • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          1·
          8 days ago

          Traditional mattresses need to be rotated/flipped anyway. Also, it’s a good idea to clean under the bed occasionally.

    • Venator@lemmy.nz
      2·
      8 days ago

      just keep a bunch of cardboard boxes from deliveries under the bed instead, then you can just throw them away when they get dirty

  • rem26_art@fedia.io
    50·
    9 days ago

    the cats are gonna take up the whole bed and then you’ll be forced to sleep in the maze

      • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de
        3·
        8 days ago

        Hmm, isn’t scent one of those senses tied closely to memory and is permeable to a mattress?

        Also, at OP, cleaning wouldn’t be too difficult. Lift mattress, apply vacuum hose.

        • Avicenna@lemmy.world
          1·
          8 days ago

          Many double mattresses are super unwieldy and heavy. You try to lift them, they just end up bending from one side, super annoying. your waist also does not thank you after this process.

  • Empricorn@feddit.nlEnglish
    31·
    9 days ago

    Try to give them medicine once and you’ll be lifting the box spring and mattress off late at night! I guarantee it…

    • Bonesince1997@lemmy.world
      7·
      8 days ago

      Before attempting such things (with or without this crazy setup), it is best to block all escapes/hiding spots, like closing a door to a room with these risks.

  • Bluewing@lemmy.world
    31·
    8 days ago

    No absolutely not!

    The little orange Zip is already dragging socks under the bed to fight. I would never be able to get them back

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
    28·
    8 days ago

    My dumbass cats would get lost down there and we’d have to let them out twice a night

    • TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      13·
      8 days ago

      I was just wondering what kind of billionaire mansion people would have to live in to not use the space under their bed for storage

  • bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    23·
    9 days ago

    Do you want a spider empire? Because this is how you get a spider empire.

    • SW42@lemmy.world
      23·
      9 days ago

      Not if the cat overlords roam the labyrinth. If it moves its free game :)

  • Strider@lemmy.world
    20·
    8 days ago

    Taking apart the bed at night because they brought a mouse there.

    Nice.

  • SW42@lemmy.world
    191·
    9 days ago

    This is the stupidest idea I’ve ever seen - I love it!

  • rumba@lemmy.zipEnglish
    16·
    8 days ago

    2am

    kak kak karrrph karrpugh kak kak kak kaaaaak kbbblorp

    Hairball puke pile under my bed.

    I mean there’s already one there, but i can at least get to it.

  • jordanlund@lemmy.world
    9·
    8 days ago

    One of our cats would go in and we would never see her again…