

Aww, she’s beautiful!



Aww, she’s beautiful!
I had a cat who would yell at me if I was up too late with the lights on.
(turns off lights)
He curls up and goes to sleep.
(turn ONE light on)
“YOW!”


Oh, we know, and we’ve tried. Since we’ve been married, this little one is our 9th cat, and I’ve never seen or had one so resistant to being touched.
Beat the shit out of each other seemingly randomly, then immediately go back to licking each others ears.


Ours, you go to pet her and she’s like:


People just liked it better that WAY!


Just saying, we have a cat living in our own house who is not that friendly…


I find it’s hard to beat laser pointers and paper bags, but I could see that working too!
Sit in the hallway and go “Ps, ps, ps.”
No braincell, only tongue.
I would settle for being 20% that happy.
Batman doesn’t NEED sleep…


So she is a cat…
I swear, I get up for 1 minute… spot claimed!
Same with the OG Lilo and Stitch:
IIRC last film to use honest to god water colors. And it shows.
My poofy cat:
“Paint me like one of your French girls.”



“Clean the litterbox, Steve!”
Only her hairdresser knows for sure!