Funny, they don’t look like they want me to have a good day… Might be Resting Cat Face!

It’s literally sat on a seat at a table, with the food pushed to the edge toward them! If they’re not allowed to touch the food, I’d argue they’re being teased by the person, which is wrong.

Most cats do, if you listen hard enough.

I think someone assembled it incorrectly.

Wait, he knows my name!?

Cat: “I think we should just stay acquaintances.”

“What is this spaghetti code!? It looks like a cat rolled across the keyboard!”

Is the other one her… everything!? ❤️

Beautiful. I love her little mustache!

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Feline Calcium-Ghost

Will steal your cat’s bones, then presumably bat at them, flop over and fall asleep. Be vigilant!

Cats are liquid. It is known.

Uh, watch out for Kesha Shadow Being, World-Ender behind them! The very reality around them seems to distort…

Playing as a Lord…

• the neighbor moved away and left her

• he’s ignoring my texts
• he’d already mentioned ‘at this point you can just have her’
• It’s getting into below freezing temperatures here

Honestly, keeping her seems like it’s in her best interest no matter what. You’re awesome for taking care of her! Maybe keep her inside now with a collar and take her to the vet to give more legal cover that she was abandoned in case the neighbor comes by in a year demanding her back? Enjoy your kitty…

Fox face.

You have to “escape” the first ^ with \ otherwise it thinks you want to make the next character superscript: ^w^

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This picture is filled with all the fucks they give.