• Senseless@feddit.org
    451·
    10 months ago

    Not sure if “Steve, we need to talk” or “I’ve been watching you in your sleep.”

    • TheFriar@lemm.ee
      31·
      10 months ago

      The first thought that came to mind for me was, “hello susan. You’re right on time. Please, have a seat.”

        • flicker@lemmy.world
          31·
          10 months ago

          Everybody check your trinkets and see which is glowing. We need an ID on this creature before initiative.

            • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldEnglish
              1·
              10 months ago

              I don’t need my entire damn house to glow all the damn time why would I have that damn spell prepared

      • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
        161·
        10 months ago

        This Terry Pratchett (GNU) quote pretty much explains it (he uses the term “(Discworld) elves”, but given that Lords and Ladies is clearly based on A Midsummer’s Night Dream the quote equally applies to any kind of fae, and not necessarily, for instance, to Tolkien or DnD elves):

        Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
        Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
        Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
        Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
        Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
        Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

        The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

        No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad.

  • DUMBASS@leminal.spaceEnglish
    251·
    10 months ago

    Yeah I’m straight up dying from a heart attack if I woke up and saw that.

  • Kroxx@lemm.ee
    211·
    10 months ago

    Looks like a damn goblin puppet from labyrinth

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    173·
    10 months ago

    either this is the start of an anime, and the sidekick is waiting for you to wake up…

    … or you gunna die.

    given it’s halloween…

    • irreticent@lemmy.worldOP
      5·
      10 months ago

      You should create one. The problem is finding content to fill it