The Old One is stirring.

Im all ears.

Based and pope-pilled

But I know that’s a bit far for 2024

Thats polluting the river bro!

Compost the wealthy.

Bin Laden viewed the lack of response to the USS cole bombing as an absence of ‘chops’ of the US to strike back, hence he intensified his plans to force the US out of the middle east.

To be fair though, Bin Laden was prepper and conspiracy theorist so it might not have influenced him heaps.

Came in early and under budget

Title of your sex tape!

If someone deleted 2.5% of your net worth including assets from your bank account you would notice and be annoyed.

Still cracks me up to remember that video of a blown up russian truck with just an ass sitting in the front seat. No other body parts left, just a legless, torsoless ass sitting there.

The dank knight

Its OK to eat your landlord

They migrate north for the winter

Even so, NATO wouldn’t kerb-stomp Russia.

Completely obliterating its government, industrial capacity, trade, and military would lead to a collapse of that country, fracturing of its territory, and probably heaps more political headaches down the road as the power dynamic is altered.

NATO would aspire to remove Russia from non-Russian territory in most areas, probably including Transnistria but excluding Syria and Africa. They would probably seek regime change, but the old guard of Russian politics would be preserved. They want to return the status-quo ante bellum.

The US and NATO would always seek the Japan option and not the Iraq option. Japan surendered and basically became an autonomous industrial client state of the US for a long time. Iraq dissolved into civil wars and became an unhealing wound that continually sprouted infections like ISIS and became a playground for bad actors like Iran.

Even after the collapse of the soviet union, the US financially propped up some industries in Russia, like their spaceflight industry.

Where marinara sauce was first discovered.

Just tape a bunch of C-5 galaxys together and hang it underneath in a big net.

Yeet it into the black sea just off Odesa.

Methane Clathrate anomaly is the biggie on my bingo card. When the ocean starts weirdly bubbling all of a sudden, then the end is extremely fucking nigh.

World heavyweight champion of suicide

Delicious

They wooshed us all by making us think WW3 would start in Europe (again)

Now we see its the middle east. Predictable yet surprising.

I run anyway, may as well get paid for it

✅ Roaring 20s ✅ Pandemic ✅ Fascism on the rise around the world ✅ Multiple regional conflicts

Oh boy Ive seen this one before!