• Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
    761·
    2 years ago

    Honestly, would be a way funnier character for a sorc.

    Mom was a bard, now you’re going from ancient dragon to ancient dragon demanding paternity tests for back child support.

    “WHO DARES AWAKEN THELDORAK THE DOOM IN EMBERS‽‽‽”

    “Did you meet Rhonda about 20 years ago?”

    “Oh shit you know Rhonda‽…oh…oh damn it.”

    • BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one
      13·
      2 years ago

      First time I’ve seen an interrobang used correctly here. 10/10 would bang.

    • TacticsConsort@yiffit.net
      482·
      2 years ago

      Disguised??? She’s the biggest icon in the community for it lol (and a legitimately great content creator)

      • Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.world
        56·
        2 years ago

        Is there a way I can ask who and what you’re talking about without coming off like

        • TacticsConsort@yiffit.net
          321·
          2 years ago

          TieflingMelissa! She’s a pretty significant community figure on Twitter and Twitch, great memes, nice discord server.

          She’s very down bad for dragons (same), but honestly she’s actually pretty wholesome; her server doesn’t allow explicit NSFW and she spends a lot of time helping new players learn the rules of the game.

    • Pleb@feddit.de
      91·
      2 years ago

      It plays on the backstory of Freddy Krüger. It was in the 3rd or 4th Nightmare on Elm Street movie.

    • Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.world
      646·
      2 years ago

      Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      301·
      2 years ago

      I figured since it didn’t actually show anything it would be fine. I edited to mark it NSFW.

    • Fades@lemmy.world
      1012·
      2 years ago

      The words “run a train” in the second panel was too much for you?? It wasn’t even separated or emphasized. Perhaps it was the word “nutted”?

      Let me guess, you also censor yourself and say things like f***? Maybe you should get off the internet if you need words hidden away

      • Abnorc@lemm.ee
        242·
        2 years ago

        I see where you’re coming from, but I wouldn’t want to be caught reading this at work.

        • Zorque@lemmy.worldEnglish
          62·
          2 years ago

          I wouldn’t want to be caught reading a lot of shit at work.

          Most of it isn’t what would ever be marked as NSFW.

        • Daxtron2@startrek.website
          66·
          2 years ago

          You shouldn’t be scrolling Lemmy at work regardless, not saying I don’t but yeah