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If you’re just gonna be mad about ð silly letters just block and move on wið your life. Raging at me about it only confirms ðat I should keep doing it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GaMGjmbXCxW14cq1bvZEpmwQuf11X6_YNhcPhGSPmCM/edit?usp=drivesdk
DungeonCast School vs Gygax School.
One comes from the influence of tabletop streams that focus on narrative building because it’s got a broader audience appeal and they’re usually close friends with the players at the table and want to hype up their characters.
The other comes from the generational trauma Gary Gygax inflicted on nerdom by insisting that the DM wins by killing all the PCs.
MFW I bought a mandoline for the sole purpose of being able to homemake waffle fries
Equally kinky over it though
Running it as a swarm of Tarrasques summoned by the Dark Priest Mathias of Mecier
As fucking metal of an ending as that would be, nah they just got a mutual on each other and one of Beowulf’s got to keep like one cool thing I think and the rest of the horde was interred with Beowulf in the barrow once the dragon was booted.
Considering how mindflayers reproduce, I feel worse for the poor kid they tadpoled than for the horrifying monster that resulted from it.
I mean that depends more on the meal really, some of the best ways to use sausage specifically call for breaking the casing, like sausage patties in a breakfast sandwich, or making ground chorizo to put on a nacho platter
The fact there’s no blood has me picturing the bird just clubbing him with the broad side of the beak
“Ooh! Dinner!” WHAM!
I don’t know what’s more concerning about this, the bird eating a guy or that the guy is just hanging there limp like he’s letting it happen, you’d think someone being picked up to be eaten whole would be flailing about a bit more
What is this actually supposed to be a standing desk version of a baby bjorn?
Yeah that was more just me reaching for what was close at hand, not like I’m in a place where I’m likely to run into a polar bear or a russian bear
Hey, find a medicine man and you can actually get some good trade for those.
Apparently even today still, IIRC leaches actually do get used for legitimate medicinal purposes in the modern day. Them and maggots, I believe for cleaning out necrotic flesh.
“I can give you 50 gold, after that we’ll need to get the weights and measures out to trade goods. Don’t worry, I don’t cheat my scales.”
I don’t know what it is but it seems almost universal that animals will give in and be pacified by da good scritchies
Maybe predator animals are just so angry because they’re constantly itchy! Lemme go check!
Immediately mauled by bears
Even bees will play with little balls! Usually by rolling them around and rolling around on top of them.
Don’t pet dogs that are on duty, you’re either gonna distract them from their jobs and dat makadem sad, or they’re trained as serious doggo security and you’ll be risking getting chomped
Does that count if it was before she had a hongri snek boi she was fattening up to have as a pre-made sausage?
They think they can insulate themselves by grifting enough dough by being a professional “one of the good ones”
İMĖ, blu ſteıtſ cᵫd teık ð ȯpṙtunitı t breın dreın red ſteıtſ intu ėblivıėn. İmpliment pȯliſız ðæt meık muvıŋ æz ızı æz pȯſibėl æ dju̇ſt æz ėtræktiv t but.
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IMO, blue states should take the opportunity to brain drain red states into oblivion. Impliment policies that make moving as easy as possible and just as attractive to boot.