• Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    Honestly, would be a way funnier character for a sorc.

    Mom was a bard, now you’re going from ancient dragon to ancient dragon demanding paternity tests for back child support.

    “WHO DARES AWAKEN THELDORAK THE DOOM IN EMBERS‽‽‽”

    “Did you meet Rhonda about 20 years ago?”

    “Oh shit you know Rhonda‽…oh…oh damn it.”