How is Morgoth not Ontologically Evil?
How is Morgoth not Ontologically Evil?
Szass Tam, Sauron, SecCom, The Empire, etc.
I have WIS and CHA as “Go Completely Unresponsive” and “Personality Death” respectively.
Common Finland W
This reads like a Vex meme and it’s awesome!
It’s me, I’m that player
That’s why I always take prestidigitation, to reheat the eggs afterwards
Once again, Magneto is the best villain
What kind of two-bit good-for-nothing organization wouldn’t supply you with a flamethrower?
“Birdie, I need a pipe bomb”
NPC: “It’s my job” Player: “everybody check your asses for bugs!”
“Why TF does it have thoughts, it’s not Rattatootoot”
(In the thickest Russian accent): “Still your fault, fuck you!”
“Fuck it, all the gnomes are French now, hon hon hon motherfucker”
P1: ”He checked my dick, my dick was fine” P2: ‘He sucked it dry it was so sublime’
”Can I store things in the dog?”
NPC: “Where are you going to get a baby dragon?” Player: “We’re going to make one”
2&st
You get what you pay for, and that’s not much here.
Teifling Melissa
Y’all’dn’t’ve thought you could escape the corrupting aura of Texas that easily, right?
“Psychic! Attack! Fuck you!” –The Devil, 2005