Cripple. History Major. Irritable and in constant pain. Vaguely Left-Wing.
Has he tried flirting with her
!historyporn@lemmy.world material!
Not mine, just a pic I found online
They do come from a land down under…
Your catto has good taste
[buys cat a nice bed]
[cat still chooses the dog’s bed]
“You don’t understand. It is IMPERATIVE that you let me watch you poop. OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR”
Me, playing a ratman at a human dinner party in some big-but-mundane mansion garden: “Are there any cats around?”
My DM, unsuspecting and interested in where I’m going: “It seems reasonable that there would be a cat. Yeah, let’s say there’s a cat.”
Me: “Is anyone looking?”
My DM, suddenly concerned: “… no…?”
Me:
Mine never reacted to different clothing either. He was a pretty chill guy in general.
If you went under the blankets, though, he’d desperately try to dig you out lmao
Retrospectively recognizing Henry Cavill as the minor guy at the start/end is a wild moment
What a fantastic movie
Venerable. Dignified. With gravitas!
Not my cat, but I believe they’re an ancient fellow.
Scrungly Blorbo
That’s a violation of the cat’s human rights
It looks like those overbred pugs in my eyes.
[checks own username]
Whoever did them was brilliant!
Alternatively, his blade was not very deadly unless he got it in someone’s mouth.
Found the cat’s account.