Summons a surprisingly strong (ie: hard) familiar (ie: aid) in the form of a lemon.
Sort of a variation on this old joke: https://starecat.com/how-to-summon-demon-lemon-man-i-hate-cursive-wizard-fail/
What about Dave’s Famous Bread?
The spell I want is my personal favorite restaurant Felipe’s Pizza Grotto. I’m pretty sure I know exactly what that one does.
Three words: Gordito’s Healthy Mexican
Restore full health to target Mexican. If target isn’t Mexican, restore 75% max health and put target to sleep for 1 turn.
Can be upcast to grant 2d6 temporary HP (conditional)
It freezes any lemonade the target has in their inventory.
What about Panera’s Deadly Lemonade?
Also a spell, but can backfire for people pre cursed with certain conditions
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Creates surprisingly firm spray of lemonade at a target creature. The target must make a CON save. On a success the target is healed for 2d8 hit points and it’s cured of 1 level of exhaustion. On a failure, the target instead takes half as much damage and is poisoned for 1 hour.
It’s hard acid spray
It creates lemonade popsicles
A liquid which on command becomes as solid and unyielding as diamond.
One, I would spell it “Miike’s” to avoid infringement, and accuracy in pronunciation of the legendary wizard’s name: “mee-EE-kay”. The spell itself is a sweet-citrus-blend of Create Water and Mold Earth with an offensive option repel when upcast using Con as a save vs. stun 1rnd.
Creates a lemon that, when chewed, grants the same effect as an aid spell. However, the lemon is unusually hard and carries a chance of breaking a tooth.
I haven’t any idea, but now I’m just chuckling to myself imagining someone larping as a wizard throwing lemons at an enemy yelling “hard lemonade”
So lemons are hard lemonade and we’re just extracting it when life gives us lemons.
Life didn’t give us lemons. We bred those things from citrons and oranges and stole them from life.
I knew that, but had forgotten when I wrote the comment, and now I’m unhappy to be pedanted 😂
It summons a 30ft glass of “lemonade” carved from a solid chunk of topaz that crushes anything beneath it for 40xd6 damage. Anything still alive will be rich after selling the huge lemonade glass shaped topaz crystal.
get your spells in quick, ladies and germs, because once wizards pick up on this the price of topaz is gonna plummet
Mike’s Hard Lemonade dehydrates the victim to the point that the next time they pee it comes out like toothpaste.
pft. obviously this is for an Adventure Time campaign, and is used to give 2d8 (instead of 1d8) temporary hit points to Lemongrab and his family/citizens.
basically, an empowered Aid spell that only affects one type of creature.
Role a d20 and d4. If the d20 result is less than the caster’s wisdom saving throw, collect <d4 result> lemonade (healing item). Otherwise, the caster must pass a constitution saving throw or become blinded and silenced from lemon juice in the face and mouth.
