Neato

So Labour is right-wing. TERF-island wants to keep its title.

The high priestess wants to know which church you want named after you for your generous endowment.

My players have entered the Feywild recently under charges by an Archfey and I’ve had plenty of signs. Kinda sad they actually read them and are being cautious.

Dexterity, strength, constitution, wisdom.

Bonk is MAD as hell.

They are also allowed happiness, but only vindictive happiness at another’s expense.

I kinda did that for a boss. They had to call shots and destroy body parts doing at least 25 damage a turn or it healed. Turns out level 13 5e PCs have no problem with that.

The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarfs know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.

I try to be himedere but I know I’m just deredere.

The UK, which once used to be one of Europe’s most welcoming places to be gay, has seen a 462% increase in sexual orientation hate crime reports since 2012.

The number of reports regarding transphobia has shot up even further with a 1,426% increase, according to the House of Commons Hate Crime Statistics report.

Holy shit.

Fuck yeah. My state regularly surprises and delights me.

I did that once. Put on the necromancer’s crown and crit the save. I was going to have to make those crit saves hourly so I reluctantly took it off.

GM: “Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you.”

Creates surprisingly firm spray of lemonade at a target creature. The target must make a CON save. On a success the target is healed for 2d8 hit points and it’s cured of 1 level of exhaustion. On a failure, the target instead takes half as much damage and is poisoned for 1 hour.

This includes all class features, monsters, rules expressions and anything that isn’t trademarked as intellectual property. Essentially, you get mechanics for cover but not Beholders, martial archetypes but not the city and denizens of Baldur’s Gate.

Is this even necessary? Isn’t all of that stuff already non-copyrightable?

Oops, yep I was. Didn’t see the community I was in.

Ah. I always forget sleep works on current HP not total. Don’t think I’ve ever used it once blood was drawn.

Looks like Ossian has mostly made NWN2 modules and their last release was 5 years ago. Not a very prolific developer.

Vampires? They’ve got a ton of guards and are probably nobles so you’re looking at a real quick execution. Especially since their resting place is likely a stone coffin in a stone basement. It’ll be dark by the time they emerge from a burning wreckage or definitely by the time the rubble is cleared away. Then they slaughter witnesses and appear a few days later from “out of town” and ask who torched their house.

Thieves guild? Likely own some politicians and have bolt holes in a dozen rooms to get out. Then every underworld person in the city has a fat bounty on your head.

But the big reason arson in a city is bad is that when you have a dense city of wooden buildings so crammed together, arson can quickly become a mass murder. The king probably isn’t going to thank you for killing that vampire lord if you killed 400 people in the process.

Hah. I was mostly just joking as it included higher maths in the same sentence as the highly sexually explicit content. But that’s interesting that they decided to implement such a convoluted way of getting to stats instead of just simplifying it with a table.

F.A.T.A.L. is known for its graphic violent and sexual content, as well as the complexity of the underlying game system, involving higher-level mathematics

Higher level math? Absolutely disgusting.