this humiliation is what causes the lobster uprising.
“Lobsters on snowbanks in cute little mittens” would fit the theme and the meter better… Just sayin’
Yeah but that’s not the original tweet
Or “give your pet lobster a sweater with mittens”
Since lobsters are cold blooded am I wrong in thinking their bodies wouldn’t generate any heat thus making the mittens useless?
Useless? LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS!!!
It would still insulate them so they wouldn’t lose so much heat, no?
Their bodies still generate heat, all metabolic processes do.
This gives the lobster 'nam flashbacks from the kitchen it escaped from.
“Make your lobster a sweater with cute little mittens” would rhyme a little better
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Or “Knit lobster sweaters with cute little mittens”
Looks more like a crawfish.
That’s a deep reference. Real deep.
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