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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Lobster(ule)

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Lobster(ule)

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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/13587870

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    24·
    1 year ago

    this humiliation is what causes the lobster uprising.

  • agent_flounder@lemmy.worldEnglish
    11·
    1 year ago

    “Lobsters on snowbanks in cute little mittens” would fit the theme and the meter better… Just sayin’

    • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      1 year ago

      Yeah but that’s not the original tweet

    • Archelon@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      1 year ago

      Or “give your pet lobster a sweater with mittens”

  • Fizz@lemmy.nzEnglish
    9·
    1 year ago

    Since lobsters are cold blooded am I wrong in thinking their bodies wouldn’t generate any heat thus making the mittens useless?

    • klemptor@startrek.websiteEnglish
      14·
      1 year ago

      Useless? LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS!!!

    • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldEnglish
      71·
      1 year ago

      It would still insulate them so they wouldn’t lose so much heat, no?

    • Revan343@lemmy.caEnglish
      2·
      1 year ago

      Their bodies still generate heat, all metabolic processes do.

  • Lemminary@lemmy.worldEnglish
    8·
    1 year ago

    This gives the lobster 'nam flashbacks from the kitchen it escaped from.

  • kambusha@lemmy.worldEnglish
    81·
    1 year ago

    “Make your lobster a sweater with cute little mittens” would rhyme a little better

    • agent_flounder@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      1 year ago

      deleted by creator

      • kambusha@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        1 year ago

        Or “Knit lobster sweaters with cute little mittens”

  • Jake Farm@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    6·
    1 year ago

    Looks more like a crawfish.

    • Whelks_chance@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      1 year ago

      Claw Shrimp

      https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/06/19/claw-shrimp

      • nxdefiant@startrek.websiteEnglish
        1·
        1 year ago

        That’s a deep reference. Real deep.

  • jordanlund@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    1 year ago

    These are a few of my favorite things.

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