True polymorph is a hell of a drug.

Does Lemmy have a maps without New Zealand community?

We found a race condition in the teleport code. Turns out the efficiency curve for the restoration magic that undoes the disintegration in real time has a parabolic mana requirement related to mass, but disintegrate has a caterneric curve. For human sized stuff they match up, but if you try to teleport something of sufficient mass the restoration starts to draw a disproportionate amount of mana and the whole thing falls apart.

Also, we need to hire some more QA contractors.

Senior QA in the wizard world would actually be a respected title. Can’t make senior if you’re dead, and you can be alive if you’re bad at it.

wotc should pay dividends in unique rpg modules, then the shareholders get something cool noone else has.

That’s a deep reference. Real deep.

Funny you say that, this pope famously refuses to use the papal throne.

https://youtu.be/DhuJFc2e37c

Well that’s the thing, bird flu was handled competently, so it’s spread was mostly contained and people barely remember it now.

Oh absolutely! That guy does ‘barely contained psycho’ incredibly well!

In the show he was a sociopath with mind control powers, which if you know what he’s capable of (as JJ did), could be fairly intimidating.

David Tennant, not so much 😆 (Although he was terrific in that role)

Catsidy and Paws

Beyond the Screen

Me with enough Doritos and maybe a beer: Never, that’s pedantic.

Other me: Roll a damage d4, you missed breathing for two rounds.

Just ride it out in Bozeman, Montana and hope for the best.

basically, the government has to approve sales.

https://www.state.gov/u-s-arms-sales-and-defense-trade/

If being an asshole was illegal Texas would be a prison.

Lawful Good:

Foresight to convince the smart, powerful people that they’re making bad decisions, influence them to make better decisions for the world, only use it for enough personal gain to sustain a decent living.

Neutral Good:

Mass Suggestion Convince the dumb powerful people I’m a divine being and they better do as I say, use this power to force positive change amongst the easiest to control masses. Collection plates at churches now go to me.

Chaotic Good:

Gate, Use teleportation to extort billionaires by witnessing their depravity and threatening them with exposure, also portal tech. become Rick Sanchez. Rob swiss banks for fun and profit.

Lawful Evil:

Meteor Swarm: Hold cities hostage for ransom.

Chaotic Evil:

True Polymorph: I’m going to start turning politicians into lizards. For cash I’ll turn random shit into itself but but made out of a different material and auction if off, passing myself off as a great artist of incredible talent.

Edit because I forgot about the money half way through.