This is a lot more me
Omg this is super relatable for me as a cis woman. I feel you sisters, stay strong and think positive, you have it harder than me but you can do great!
Me (6’2", M) when I see a lady taller than me:
She doesn’t pass? Pass what? Are we racing?
She didn’t pass Go and didn’t collect $200.
Pass the ball dawg. Nobody likes a ball hog.
Yep. First to finish gets a kiss. Better start moving.
I think another phrase is crop dusting
I hate those people!
Thinking about their possible next move for ages, then doing something insignificant instead of fucking passing already like WTF? PASS!
Tall women are awesome, tall women in heels even more so.
They’re like
SO TALL.
Tiny hairy women in heels are my favourite but really all flavors are nice
My version of this comic would be switched, I’d be the one saying the negative things, my inner eldritch horror is super-affirming and generally quite irritated with me for being so hard on myself.
I gave my inner demon a tube of lipstick and some heels and said “Cmon bitch were going shopping”. Were on good terms now, she feeds my delusion instead of tearing me down.
<3
…Give me two weeks and a ballgag and I’ll have them whispering cursed knowledge of the void like a good cosmic horror should.
Aww, thanks for posting this!!
What’s a tall woman if the majority of them is just taller than me?
