Brienne of Tarth
10 out of 10
I mean… some kink shaming if you’re into necrophilia.
Okay but hear me out:
I feel like there might be an issue where the volume of each individual elephant is so much greater than each individual fly that you won’t just be pachybombarding one BBEG, but the entire area, including where the players are standing.
“Drenched from head to toe in the blood of your opponent, you stand over their crumpled body.”
“Sweet! I loot the corpse. What do you I find?”
“A small note: ‘Note to self: get cure for horrible blood plague.’”
“…fuck.”
I wonder if he was trying to mate with the toilet.
which has been pirated.
You wouldn’t download a locomotive…
Coca-Cola was invented in 1886, and Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a playing card company.
Tooth and Claw, by Jo Walton, although it’s kind of a Jane Austen novel written from the perspective of a dragon.
I love the contrast between works like this, with its brilliant attention to detail and anatomy, and “Frog Meditating,” by Sengai, who is just a herpy derp little Buddhist froggy guy.
“It is obvious to the most simple-minded that Lokai is of an inferior breed.”
“The obvious visual evidence, Commissioner, is that he is of the same breed as yourself.”
“Are you blind, Commander Spock? Well, look at me! Look at me!”
“You’re black on one side and white on the other.”
“I am black on the right side.”
“I fail to see the significant difference.”
“Lokai is white on the right side. All of his people are white on the right side.”
That’s a stolitical pance, not an alignment!
Goddammit, when did this shit become the default?!
That looks… a lot… like the Greendale Community College flag.
Cornelius Hawthorne: You’ve got a wide brow. What are you, Scandinavian?
Britta: Yeah, Swedish!
Cornelius Hawthorne: spits Swedish dogs. Your blood is tainted by generations of race-mixing with Laplanders, you’re basically Finns.