• I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.worldEnglish
    25·
    18 days ago

    Deer on a hike: Oooh! The majesty of nature!

    Deer while driving: Don’t you dare, you suicidal maniac!

    Deer in my garden: GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU ROSE EATING, VEGETABLE STEALING, STRAWBERRY TRAMPLING, OVER GROWN RODENT DISEASE VECTOR SHIT MACHINE!!

    • whaleross@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      18 days ago

      Killed everything in my planter box in our communal grow area and spreading ticks everywhere they go. Bastards.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
      20·
      18 days ago

      Garden variety villains.

      (I’ll see my self out. These look like roe deer.)

    • Björn@swg-empire.deOPEnglish
      13·
      18 days ago

      We called them fluffybutts.

      Hope someone comes along who actually knows their shit.

      • Teal@piefed.zipEnglish
        7·
        18 days ago

        I believe the scientific name is Fluffious Rearendous 🤓

      • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        17 days ago

        You could drop those in our NW Florida forest and no one would know the difference.

    • Björn@swg-empire.deOPEnglish
      2·
      16 days ago

      The really insidious thing about this comment is that I now have the damn song stuck in my head again. It took years for me to get it out the first time.

  • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    17 days ago

    Man! I never even get close. All is get is crashing through the underbrush or, at best, a flash of white tail. :(

    Wandering around the forest mumbling to myself, crazy as a prophet, may have something to do with that. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    During our record snowfall (Florida!) a deer and I scared each other up close, only because it was so quiet during the storm.