• I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.worldEnglish
    25·
    18 days ago

    Deer on a hike: Oooh! The majesty of nature!

    Deer while driving: Don’t you dare, you suicidal maniac!

    Deer in my garden: GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU ROSE EATING, VEGETABLE STEALING, STRAWBERRY TRAMPLING, OVER GROWN RODENT DISEASE VECTOR SHIT MACHINE!!

    • whaleross@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      17 days ago

      Killed everything in my planter box in our communal grow area and spreading ticks everywhere they go. Bastards.