Asked one of those “Bible is all literal truth” guys one day, “How did Jesus teach?”
“?”
“He taught in parables, right? Stories that aren’t true, meant to illustrate a point.”
“Ok.”
“Is it possible other Bible stories are parables?”
“?”
Asked one of those “Bible is all literal truth” guys one day, “How did Jesus teach?”
“?”
“He taught in parables, right? Stories that aren’t true, meant to illustrate a point.”
“Ok.”
“Is it possible other Bible stories are parables?”
“?”
Hah! Came to suggest people check him out. Thought Antoliy was fake until I saw the Short were he’s telling girls they’re doing ab exercises wrong.
Giggling, “Let’s see your abs then.”
Dude unzips his uniform and he’s fucking ripped.
Watching that guy match or out lift monster dudes is a lesson on training for strength vs. bulk. Also a lesson on books and book covers!
Unfortunately a lot of the Shorts have stupid graphics and commentary.


Bravo on that headline OP! ;)
You could drop those in our NW Florida forest and no one would know the difference.
Man! I never even get close. All is get is crashing through the underbrush or, at best, a flash of white tail. :(
Wandering around the forest mumbling to myself, crazy as a prophet, may have something to do with that. 🤷🏻♂️
During our record snowfall (Florida!) a deer and I scared each other up close, only because it was so quiet during the storm.


I was bummed in Dragonlance when our favorite Death Knight, Lord Soth, finally uses power word kill, points his finger and just says “die”. C’mon!
Can I be a druid with a subclass of barbarian? Got the druid but fucking nailed. Sometimes I’m a temperamental little bitch, but not enough to translate to berserker rage.
I cast II Kings 2: 23-24!


Love to see some big daddies in the woods, but I’m thankful we only have black bears and I don’t have to carry spray and a backup hand cannon.
We 80s kids called Robotech “japanimation”, which I suppose sounds racist today. But we were enchanted! A science fiction cartoon soap opera? And it wasn’t for little kids?!
Rikki-Tikki-Tavi fucked me up, nightmares about snakes for a couple of years. And having Orson Wells narrate didn’t help a bit.
I wonder if you live near a coast. I’ve read that sailors considered them lucky and so they’re more common in port cities.
Looks like we slash-dotted it, offline.
Labs are a mess around water! 😆 Our adopted Lab jumped in the pool minutes after letting her loose on her own. Came outside to find her swimming in circles, whimpering because she couldn’t get out.
Took 2 attempts to show her the ladders. Done. Smartest dog I’ve ever had. Still, she jumped in and emptied our 20G plastic pond on the daily. Had to give up on that project. Damned Lab!
Have a similar kayak. He just took the covers off and trained his dogs a bit. Looks like great fun!
LOL no! He took the front and rear storage covers off. That’s it! I have a kayak just like that.
Having had a nervous Jack Russel on the tip of my kayak, I’m a little gun shy about porting dogs around but those two look to be easily trainable.
Great pic and solidly “aww”, but let’s not make shit up.
Never seen a dog get seriously excited?
That was the one I didn’t get. What’s it about?