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Cake day: July 22nd, 2023


  • Asked one of those “Bible is all literal truth” guys one day, “How did Jesus teach?”

    “?”

    “He taught in parables, right? Stories that aren’t true, meant to illustrate a point.”

    “Ok.”

    “Is it possible other Bible stories are parables?”

    “?”


  • Hah! Came to suggest people check him out. Thought Antoliy was fake until I saw the Short were he’s telling girls they’re doing ab exercises wrong.

    Giggling, “Let’s see your abs then.”

    Dude unzips his uniform and he’s fucking ripped.

    Watching that guy match or out lift monster dudes is a lesson on training for strength vs. bulk. Also a lesson on books and book covers!

    Unfortunately a lot of the Shorts have stupid graphics and commentary.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VfU4ZgBOM24





  • Man! I never even get close. All is get is crashing through the underbrush or, at best, a flash of white tail. :(

    Wandering around the forest mumbling to myself, crazy as a prophet, may have something to do with that. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    During our record snowfall (Florida!) a deer and I scared each other up close, only because it was so quiet during the storm.











  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoaww@lemmy.worldAdventure buddiesEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Labs are a mess around water! 😆 Our adopted Lab jumped in the pool minutes after letting her loose on her own. Came outside to find her swimming in circles, whimpering because she couldn’t get out.

    Took 2 attempts to show her the ladders. Done. Smartest dog I’ve ever had. Still, she jumped in and emptied our 20G plastic pond on the daily. Had to give up on that project. Damned Lab!



  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoaww@lemmy.worldAdventure buddiesEnglish
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    3 months ago

    LOL no! He took the front and rear storage covers off. That’s it! I have a kayak just like that.

    Having had a nervous Jack Russel on the tip of my kayak, I’m a little gun shy about porting dogs around but those two look to be easily trainable.

    Great pic and solidly “aww”, but let’s not make shit up.