It was so sweet watching my former-feral learn about memory foam mattresses. She loved to jump up on the bed and then body slam sideways and hold still to sink in.

It is you I’m looking for.

What have you done

Nice teefs

Boop

What is “to lolly”?

Them toofs tho

Mine demands breakfast between 3 and 6am. Then about an hour later she requires that I get up and sit with her, on the floor, next to her cat door. There is a couch near by. But No. We sit on the floor and look out the 5x5 inch cat door window and I pet her until she gets “scratchy bitey” and I go clean my wounds and go back to bed. I’m not that into this routine, but I love her so…

It’s a screen shot from a video. That thing on the door is for helping the door handle not dent the wall (the peg thing would be on the wall instead of the door in this case).

https://youtube.com/shorts/oOSii5z-goU

11/3

Can’t help but to point out that gender identity is not the same as sexuality.

“Oh my love, I love you much * scoop * here are some kisses. Let’s not play with cords. Cords are not safe. Oh look here are some spring toys!” * plays with spring toys like they are my favorite thing *

For the younglings, you might not like it, but this is what peak internet looked like:

https://youtu.be/NL6CDFn2i3I

Ah, but you also know that much as I would like to, I have no experience with RPGs.

I’m intimidated by all the rules and details and worry that an old, though sparkly✨ fart like me would fair as well as a boomer trying a smart phone for the first time. 🤷‍♀️

Hey don’t leave out my name sibling

@FartSparkles@lemmy.world

Can’t tell if Scottish or decorating early for Christmas. 🤔

Deer on a hike: Oooh! The majesty of nature!

Deer while driving: Don’t you dare, you suicidal maniac!

Deer in my garden: GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU ROSE EATING, VEGETABLE STEALING, STRAWBERRY TRAMPLING, OVER GROWN RODENT DISEASE VECTOR SHIT MACHINE!!