• Sundray@lemmus.orgBanned from communityEnglish
    17·
    3 months ago

    Mage hand. Target: testicles.

  • undergroundoverground@lemmy.world
    11·
    3 months ago

    Wizard: I shall also wear armour.

    Fantasy lore: no, you can’t wear that.

    Wizard: why? I’m going to be fighting too. I don’t want to get stabbed by the first guy I see and die.

    Fantasy lore: no, it wouldn’t be fair on the giant dragon or the deamons I’m sending you to fight. Enjoy your robe.

    • Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world
      3·
      3 months ago

      That’s why my oblivion play through is a wizard with a shield and heavy armor.

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
        1·
        3 months ago

        honestly it’s a damn shame battle mages aren’t standard, it’s such a cool concept
        Imagine shields specifically designed for use with magic, with a slot cut out on the side for your hand to be exposed so you can cast spells

  • Ahdok@ttrpg.network
    6·
    3 months ago

    A fun thing people often forget about Mage Armor is that you can cast it on other people, which is occasionally even helpful!