I cannot control how hard you get, sorry

The soul is stored in the balls?

It restricts what flags government entities can display, not the general public

Makin Bacon, minus 5 points

They need to have a dog whistle to keep the voters in line. The dog caught the car on abortion, so they had to pivot. Now the scary trans rapists coming for your perfect purity ring daughter are the new boogeyman.

Who should I call for a good time?

I always hope Flork of Cows will migrate to Lemmy

My dad was one of the people who sincerely believed that “the queers are going to make everyone transition”, in part because trans people are able to be openly trans. But thankfully he died and is no longer able to spew his teansphobic hateful rhetoric.

Good use of down time

Yes, I would sleep with a dude, dude-presenting, assigned dude at birth, transdude, or non-unary.

Edit: in principle. In reality I am in a long term monogamous relationship so I only sleep with my dude

In the immortal words of Kel Mitchell, “I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all just dudes”. (Good Burger, 1997)

Is it cocaine? I bet it’s cocaine.

They listed urinals, toilets, and sinks. I was trying to make a joke that I use the sink to go to the bathroom.

I always use the sink, doesn’t matter if it’s a 1 or a 2

Or maybe midgets

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e9ARY1KIaUE

Hey, step sandwich

Indeed. In VtM, my friend and I decided to strap dynamite on cats to destroy some other vampires. It was effective.

I think you mean

HEY, WHAT'S UP? 

VtM meets Unseen University