The Ramen Dutchman

Yeah, I’d also like the original art without text over it!

EDIT this is the oldest similar version TinEye could find me, but I couldn’t find the credit along with it.

Salt is worth 5cp per pound in D&D 2025 (a source)

I wouldn’t lose my salt over that.

“Sleeping to regain hit points, multiple times a day, even when in a high speed chase” is up there for me.

Nat 20? Wait, how are you going to roll a 20 on a d12?

Oh, wrong game.

I… Don’t? Is that so magical?

Like, if something would need a DC 25 Acrobatics check, I ask the player “Wait, how high is your character’s Acrobatics? +3? Ah no sorry, you can’t do that.”

I mean, I could see it was a screenshot from another social media.

Well, then that’s not the right build, is it?

Okay, I’m going to be a bit pedantic, but none of that is D&D specific; you love your GM or whoever wrote that for your party.

They always look back 🤤

It’s awesome you recognised that!

Ohohoho it really does!

Honestly, he probably just forgot and found a random slip of paper with a note on it while moving or something.

That sounds like either LN or LW (Lawful Wangrod)

Honestly, it would’ve been better for me if OP shared the text instead of a (slightly blurry) screenshot.

No reason to hate acronyms; they make communication much more efficient!
They are annoying when you’re not in the clique that knows about them, I’ve found they can be hard to look up.

batcat

It doesn’t look real, but it’s also not triggering my AI-radar.

Dank Memelord

No, that’s true.

As the dwarf starts stabbing with a shortsword.