You have been poisoned.

Strange – could’ve sworn I planted a DOGwood tree.

Or three!

Udderly content.

“Why hast thou summoned Normie Gary? Today is my turn to drive the carpool, you guys, JEEZ!”

“Your party is walking along when you come upon a wizard in a jar. Do you let him out?” (h/t to Adam Savidan.)

“When treats?”

Still, it’s good they put a tunic on him. It’d be weird to just be looking at your brother’s naked bones during combat.

“We’re lucky your brother was a medium humanoid!”

Or a large HP pool…

Tortitude!

Refers to a tactic in competitive online games that feature a mechanic where players come back to the playfield a few seconds after they’re killed (called respawning). There are usually only a few points on the map where players respawn (called “spawn points”), so some players pursue a strategy where they wait near a spawn point for an opportunity to kill any respawning players before they get their bearings. So kitty here is going to wait for the wings to be done and then snatch them the instant they “spawn” from the oven (or fryer or what have you). (Edited for spelling.)

Aw, but bards are so charming! 🤩

Oh boy, free apples! Wait… cast detect magic…

Wizards and clerics know well the importance of getting the words exactly right.

Look on the bright side – now you have new, cat hostage plans!