🎶 C.R.E.A.M. – pet the kitty,
Kitty, kitty-cat y’all. 🎶
🎶 C.R.E.A.M. – pet the kitty,
Kitty, kitty-cat y’all. 🎶
I once activated Siri, and before I could say anything my dog started barking – and Siri replied “Good boy!”
"Palette of tuna? One gross order of feathers on a stick? Premium, Extra Fancy catnip?
– Oh good, nothing amiss here!"
That’s funny, I thought Danger was his… middle name.
After WotC overprinted cards, they essentially promised not to reprint certain ones. I think it’s a dumb decision, but they’ve annoyingly stuck to it
WotC goes out of its way to avoid upsetting the used market/card arbitrage people. If they did a reprint of Black Lotus, the howl of anger from those folks would shake the Earth from its orbit.
It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!
Wait, no – I’m thinking of somebody else, sorry.
“Look, I took a gap decade or two, okay?”
Conversely, when you refer to a wargamer’s miniatures as meeples…
“Stand by for Titan(s) fall.”
DM: … and of course Druids can learn Wild Shape, which allows them to transform into a beast that…
Player: STOP. I want to play that one. A druin or whatever.
Romana: “Romanadvoratrelundar.”
The Doctor: “By the time I’ve called that out, you could be dead. I’ll call you Romana.”
Romana: “I don’t like Romana.”
The Doctor: “It’s either Romana or Fred.”
Romana: “All right, call me Fred.”
Maine Coons are super sweet – thanks for the pic, and congrats to your friend!
It’s like when a cop goes to jail.
“Whelp, that’s it for me.”
You loot the kobold’s body. You find a note that reads:
“Dear Krag, I miss you so much, and I pray for you to return soon. Our clutch of eggs is due to hatch, and more than anything I want the first thing they see is their devoted father…”
Minor penalties to chance to hit, movement speed.
Bonus to charisma.
Oh, it’s a coven of black cats! 🐈⬛ 🐈⬛ 🐈⬛