I suppose you can have some extra hair

Did someone say “Bonus Konsi”?

I think it was something like 10d8, plus poisoned condition until removed.

You could absolutely just put 25 gold pieces in a pile and cast the spell, but Konsi’s such a tryhard…

I think this largely comes from being a protagonist in a DnD campaign for a long time, especially a roleplay heavy one. DnD characters naturally build a portfolio of exploits that any NPC character would think insane to accomplish.

If you want the true gigachad energy though, the spell she used to contact Talona was Divination, which requires a sacrifice to the deity in question, worth at least 25gp.

Konsi thinks it’s good etiquette to make your sacrifice something the deity would approve of. For example, when she contacted Selune, she crafted some art-piece quality functional navigational tools out of silver and used those as the component in the spell.

As Talona is the goddess of poison and decay, Konsi decided that a suitable “sacrifice” would be a bottle of lethal, slow acting poison. She spent a few days gathering appropriate herbs and mushrooms, made the poison, then promptly drank it to sacrifice it.

Here’s your bonus Konsi.

It’s close to her record.

Here’s a bonus Konsi

Addis explained in an earlier strip - the people making the accusations are not interested in whether or not the accusations are true, they’re interested in manufacturing a scandal.

When people with an agenda are pushing conspiracy theories, there is no test or proof you can administer that will satisfy them. They will just move the goalposts. “She found a magic way to cheat the zone of truth, that’s how awful she is.” “She’s so corrupt she doesn’t consider what she did to be cheating.” “The church cheated for her and she didn’t notice”. “The person casting Zone of Truth is part of the conspiracy.”

I think the only 7 in here is PIGFEED. There’s an 8 which is almost certainly the OP’s joke.

the odd stop signs told us to stop, but the even stop signs told us to stop stopping.

Fortune’s favour would be pretty useless in this kind of situation, as it takes a minute to cast, you can’t subtly re-up it during the game. You could pre-cast it and get one favourable outcome, but that’s not enough to win a tournament with, and the 100gp cost would mean you’re probably just wasting money. On the plus side, it’s not concentration, so you could put the buff up on top of enhance ability or borrowed knowledge.

As for the house rule, what’s happening here is tomfoolery and japes.

As for Konsi’s access to this spell in specific, most of the spellcasting NPCs in our setting were created and had their spell lists defined early in the campaign. EGtW came out after they were already long established - the party actually knows Addis’ spell list (it’s a static list, consisting of a subset of the full cleric list). Konsi’s sudden acquisition of a new luck-based spell, as an outcome/reward of her completing a major goal of her goddess, does make some kind of sense as a “special” situation.

As to whether or not Konsi is a “chosen” it’s a little ambiguous. Tymora already has a defined chosen in canon (Curran Corvalin.) Gods normally only have one chosen at a time.

Tymora hasn’t explicitly made it clear to Konsi that she’s chosen, just that she has a mission to fulfill, favour and support. Likely, Konsi’s on the path to becoming Tymora’s chosen, but she’s not there yet, she’s just an important priestess that’s going places.

As October has recently passed, here’s a bonus Konsi

For DnD, I normally aim for six players, and I run if there’s at least four present.

Knowing that the game will go on anyway without you is really good motivation to not flake out (I speak as someone who flakes out a bunch.) - and DnD is a very easy game to just have someone be not present for a week.

One time I built an arena out of kinetic sand, with shaped obstacles and dunes and stuff, then scraped a grid into it for battle. I built some working pit-traps into the sand itself that only collapsed with enough weight was placed on them, and I glued small weights to the bottom of the player minis to trigger the traps, while using light plastic kobold minis for the monsters, which did not trigger them.

The next week my girlfriend responded by running her game with a functioning sewer system with variable water levels.

alright, I’ll send her over…

Kyrzin’s Ooze

This is very much a non-canon Konsi. Konsi would be a fuzzy/happy/sleepy drunk, rather than a grumpy drunk. Once she gets tipsy she just wants to snuggle.

Also, she’s immune to all poisons.

As usual, have a bonus Konsi