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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

It's impossible that they could hurt me

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It's impossible that they could hurt me

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • TxzK@lemmy.zipEnglish
    76·
    2 years ago

    if not fren then why fren shaped?

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldEnglish
      9·
      2 years ago

      We were “groomed” by plush toys…

  • CelloMike@startrek.websiteEnglish
    56·
    2 years ago

    If not friend why friend shaped??

    • EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.worldEnglish
      71·
      2 years ago

      Came here looking for this lol

  • Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.worldEnglish
    40·
    2 years ago

    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

  • corus_kt@lemmy.worldEnglish
    36·
    2 years ago

    I’ll never understand the evolutionary advantage of nature developing the friendliest fluffy soft ears and putting them on a 200kg apex predator.

    • scutiger@lemmy.worldEnglish
      22·
      2 years ago

      200 kg? Try 800 kg

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
        31·
        2 years ago

        Try 1763.7 pounds! It sounds bigger.

        • Rin@lemm.eeEnglish
          3·
          2 years ago

          800,000 grams

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
            2·
            2 years ago

            That’s YUGE bear!

        • HolyDiver@lemmy.worldEnglish
          31·
          2 years ago

          sounds about the same if you aren’t American

    • Username02@lemmy.worldEnglish
      141·
      2 years ago

      They were cozing up to humans for the title of “ultimate hunting duo apex” but because they don’t hunt during winter so the wolves won the contest.

  • luckymann@api.clubsall.comEnglish
    20·
    2 years ago

    we should have domesticated bears

  • Zenjal@lemmy.worldEnglish
    16·
    2 years ago

    I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.

  • NickwithaC@lemmy.worldEnglish
    13·
    2 years ago

    Moreso:

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netEnglish
    12·
    2 years ago

    “Why, to better to hear your screams of course.”

  • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.caEnglish
    8·
    2 years ago

    The fur covers their ears to prevent the screams of the people they’re mauling from damaging their eardrums.

  • NOT_RICK@lemmy.worldEnglish
    102·
    2 years ago

    I don’t get it

    • dunz@feddit.nuEnglish
      33·
      2 years ago

      The ears are cute

      • NOT_RICK@lemmy.worldEnglish
        15·
        2 years ago

        Ah, thanks. Unfortunately the real estate 6-12 inches south of those ears is ever so slightly less cute

        • zippy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
          21·
          2 years ago

          idk, i disagree. they look similar to dogs.

          • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldEnglish
            181·
            2 years ago

            Well, according to taxonomists, all carnivores are either cats or dogs.

            Carnivora are divided into two suborders, the Feliformia, containing the true felids and several “cat-like” animals; and the Caniformia, containing the true canids and many “dog-like” animals.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnivora

      • TrickDacy@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        2 years ago

        Darwin awards those who work hard

  • UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.devEnglish
    5·
    2 years ago

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldEnglish
    5·
    2 years ago

    Because they hunt by using their three-dimensional sense of smell.

    • Snowclone@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      2 years ago

      An apex predator shouldn’t have 30mph running speeds and 3d smell-o-vision. There is no God…

  • RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lolEnglish
    5·
    2 years ago

    These are actually Viking’s pet

    • Beaver [she/her]@lemmy.caEnglish
      4·
      2 years ago

      Cossacks like them too

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.worldEnglish
    5·
    2 years ago

    Thats the bait used to pull you in for the chomp

  • Beaver [she/her]@lemmy.caEnglish
    3·
    2 years ago

    Don’t feed them people damn it I know they look like a dog

    • naeap@sopuli.xyzEnglish
      12·
      2 years ago

      Why do you feed your dog with people?

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