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“Consumeth thou mine shortened legwear.” - Bartholomew, Son of Simp
Well, according to taxonomists, all carnivores are either cats or dogs.
Carnivora are divided into two suborders, the Feliformia, containing the true felids and several “cat-like” animals; and the Caniformia, containing the true canids and many “dog-like” animals.
Can confirm: He stole my girl.
He stole me too.
The rest of the guy:
BOB! I LOVE IT!!
Also, my guy has a primordial pouch. It flops left and right when he walks. Very funny. Not fat, just at the upper end of a healthy weight.
“I’ve no idea what you’re talking about. This is my chair, and it’s a bloody shame I’m not big enough to move your arse from it when you’ve stolen it.”
Cat, probably.
My orange cat is the direct opposite. You look in his general direction for even a fraction of a second, and he’s all over you like Grandma’s kisses.
It’s sweet.
But it’s also exhausting sometimes.
Edit:
I did finally manage to get one stunner last year. My wife told me it could be his LinkedIn picture.
But these couple I got back in 2016 are the ones that never fail to make me laugh.
He’s a funny dude. An orange through and through.
Holy moly you lucked out. My guy Thorin looks like this in >90% of the pictures I take of him. Little crap head won’t be still for more than 1/8000 of a second.
I love him but I wish I could get an actually good picture of him more often.
One (Cat)
Fade to Cat
Seek & Pet Cat
My Friend of Kitties
Great point!
I will give him extra treats for a job well done.
“Why is the human so got dang weird?”