If you get up and fill the dish right this minute, you might be.
That’s what I was going to say!
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
NANI?
\\… K.O!!!
From the cat yes. From whatever invisible entity the cat is actually starting at, absolutely not.
I mean… they do look hungry.
How hungry!
That is a “pet me” look.
My cat used to do the same to me.
I dunno. When I catch my cat staring, she’s usually either just watching or she’s feeling like she might start creeping up on me when I turn away—like she loves playing red light/green light. When my cat wants pets, she’ll jam her face into me and walk back and forth in front of me meowing.
Cats are constantly plotting how to take out their owners. Don’t worry, they are to lazy to ever attempt it.
You’re fine, the ghost behind you on the other hand…
Well I mean that’s just the cat doing his job.
You never were.
The chance of your cat trying to eat you is never zero.
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