Pabu has got a nice belly pose.

I have ascended to the heavens and see not gods up here but me!

But why the focus on the bard?

He (and his brother Casper) are Cornish Rex. They are also related to Siamese.

https://rpg.stackexchange.com/questions/37103/what-is-my-guy-syndrome-and-how-do-i-handle-it

I’ll take a meta gamer over someone with “my guy” syndrome any day. At least they’ll progress the plot.

If God is such a pussy that he can’t handle a little snip snip here, or a stich stitch there, then he is no God.

He likes to watch

I had a cat that would do this also. He was listening to the slight crackling sound the ice made as it melted.

Just tell them the truth instead of making up easily solvable excuses.

-DM scatters traps randomly; they could be anywhere.
-Players get tired of getting hit by them, so they search every room for traps.
-DM gets angry that players are wasting time searching every room for traps.

Yep, Cornish Rex!

Your cats are lawyers too?! My 3 boys just made partner at “Cat Butt, Cat Butt & Tail”

This one will change your cat’s life. Always fresh, never needs cleaning. I have it permanently plumbed to a sink in the bathroom.

https://aquapurr.com/

I just posted a few more for you to enjoy.

I’ve only seen him do it that once. Luckily I had the phone ready to grab a picture.

Yep! Casper and Mocha.

OMG stop eating plastic you idiot!

He prefers Greenies and Churu. Oh, and ham.