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“Are you a man or a woman?”
“I am a villain.”
“What gender are you?”
“Evil.”
“Yeah, but what’s in your pants?”
“DOOM!”
“I only drink the blood of my enemies… And occasionally a strawberry yoo-hoo.”
Stop trying to fuck the lizard
The heart wants what it wants, I guess
Buddy, they won’t even let me fuck the lizard.
I think the lizard would be more into wizards and other non strength builds, something something tender meat. Barbarians are too tough and gamey.
That lizard is the Ace card of the party.
In more ways than one.
Yu’hiss my beloved, long may he meme
