100% True. Now you tell me which is which…
Top is Po’ Boy
Bottom is PepperPepperPepper
Po’ Boy be plotting. Pepper? No thoughts, head empty.
Nailed it. Was it the eyes or the body posture that gave it away?
Yes.
And even subconsciously, you placed Po’ Boy’s pic on top. He has you wrapped around his little paw, doesn’t he? Blink twice if you need us to call for help.
I can change him!
Bottom is PepperPepperPepper
YSAC fan?
…yeah, you totally suck. Love you, fam.
I have 2 beautiful terrifying demon idiots
Can you guess which one’s which?
The void’s the dum dum… the tabby is in charge.
Correct! Void is the sweetie and is always happy to greet everyone, and is even pretty welcoming to the constant stream of fosters. Tabby is my snuggle buddy, but is a jerk to almost everyone else.
We have three cats, and the idiot one is also the plotting one (just unsuccessful).
She regularly tries to get into places she isn’t allowed, like the stairway to the other flats, but at the same time took two years to understand how to push open an ajar door…
Narf!
Poit!
Help, my demon is also an idiot and my beautiful one is too dumb to plot a coup.
I have 3, and if the 2 less dumb ones ever teamed up, we would lose.
In that case, don’t give them any ideas.
Things get positively Byzantine at nine.
I have:
The Big Flump
An actual scaredy cat
The Queen Of All That Is and Isn’tI dunno, I had two male Siamese that definitely followed that rule, but then we had a void and a mini Siamese, both girls… they mostly ignored each other. The void was destructive during her teenage years, but the Siamese was the sweetest cat I ever shared a house with. Both were smart.
what’s the prognosis if I have 4?
Terminal.
As in, you are so full of cat, you are terminally awesome.
at one point I had 6 cats and 3 dogs
Dude, chill, we already established you’re awesome. No need to dunk on the rest of us.
I taught 3 of them to “high five” , “shake” and “sit” and the 4th one meows and yowls when you sing 1950s songs to her
Like Bobby Darin’s “pretty ms kitty”
Or “Sharon” by the same guy “I ain’t Sharin Shorn with’a’nobody else!”
Ok, so I was wrong when I said you couldn’t possibly be more awesome. You can and you are.
I can’t wait to be able to have 2+ cats. I have to wait, but I don’t wanna, and it eats me up inside.
