And thanks to 5e we’re also incredibly sexy and inherently good at conversation. 😎 -Sorcerers
That’s been your thing since 3e, ya damn whippersnappers! 👴-old Wizards
Warlock: Who do I have to f**k to get those powers?
“you will not be doing the fucking”
“Even better!”
“Oh, no, those powers require being the kid in that situation…”
also bard
On one hand, we have Wilhelm - court wizard, politically savvy, intelligent, keeps a library of useful spells bigger than your mom and never casts the same spell twice in a day.
On the other hand we have Chad Thunderballer, international man of mystique, thrower of nearly infinite lightning bolts, wielder of the forbidden school of Metamagic, slayer of dragons and thots alike. Unless that dragon is blue or bronze.
…I’m out of the loop, are sorcerers somehow less effective in social and/or combat encounters with specifically blue and bronze dragons?
I assume it is because they have lightning immunity, and the character that he described is using primarily lightning
Elemental type coverage isn’t really his thing, that’s for the nerds to worry about
The rivalry between wizards and sorcerers is well known, but I feel like there should be some more beef between wizards and bards. And sorcerers and bards. And bards and bards.
Those bards sure are a contemptuous bunch
You just made an enemy for life!
Aw, but bards are so charming! 🤩
Congratulations! Presented to: Wizard For: Smugly using the intelligence you lucked into from birth to cast magic you pretend you earned.
[One long rest later] Congratulations! Presented to: Wizard For: Being able to cast spells without the risk of exploding.
Signed: Wildmagic Sorcerer
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