I always figured a green streak had to run through vampire culture.

They know they don’t get to punch their ticket at 75/80/90 and miss the worst of climate collapse. They’ve likely learned an instinctive “we can’t overgrow our environment” relationship from experience (story premise: a vampire who oversires and creates social upheaval as his hunting ground goes barren and his childer starve).

And gosh, turning into a cloud of bats to travel is much less CO2-intensive than a private jet.

Holding out for orc husbando myself.

Warlock: Who do I have to f**k to get those powers?

Patronsexual is obvious backstory, but I could see it with a “sempai notice me” vibe.

“Lord Azazel accidentally gifted me with a trifling of eldritch power, and now I’ll cleave the universe in two to get him to return my love!”