• sirblastalot@ttrpg.network
    20·
    11 days ago

    Atheist lich that wants to live forever because he doesn’t believe in an afterlife and isn’t bothered by eating souls because he doesn’t believe they exist.

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      6·
      11 days ago

      Small nitpick: if you are eating it you know it exists, or else you couldn’t be eating it.

      • sirblastalot@ttrpg.network
        1·
        6 days ago

        Do you? You’re just casting a spell like magic missile or anything else. Perhaps the credulous fools that wrote it thought it consumed souls, but you don’t care about their ignorant opinions.

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
        2·
        9 days ago

        if you don’t believe in eternal souls, you can assume you’re eating something, just not a soul.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
    17·
    10 days ago

    I became a lich so I can make unliving friends so we can FINALLY have enough time to play finish setting up Campaign for North Africa

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.todayEnglish
      3·
      10 days ago

      (Elder Scrolls 6 releases and it’s just slightly better than Starfield)

      Lich: well fuck.

    • 9bananas@feddit.org
      3·
      10 days ago

      oh, I’m way ahead on that one!

      don’t even wanna see it at this point, given the recent track record… can’t be disappointed, if you don’t expect anything!

      • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
        3·
        10 days ago

        That’s fair, they haven’t made a game worth their salt since snake bite piercings were popular and the IP won’t outlive Todd or Microsoft.

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
    5·
    10 days ago

    My wizard went the opposite direction. She acquired a Potion of Heal, and mixed it with a Philosopher’s Stone. My DM ruled that would make a Potion of Eternal Youth. She was eternally 17 years 10 months old. Was absolutely great because frequently people vastly underestimated her. She was also an 18th level wizard/dweomersmith by the time she drank the potion.

    • Alandrus_Sun@ttrpg.network
      2·
      9 days ago

      My DM ruled that would make a Potion of Eternal Youth. She was eternally 17 years 10 months old

      This is the setup to an RPG horror story. Glad it worked out for you.