• sirblastalot@ttrpg.network
    20·
    1 month ago

    Atheist lich that wants to live forever because he doesn’t believe in an afterlife and isn’t bothered by eating souls because he doesn’t believe they exist.

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      6·
      1 month ago

      Small nitpick: if you are eating it you know it exists, or else you couldn’t be eating it.

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
        2·
        1 month ago

        if you don’t believe in eternal souls, you can assume you’re eating something, just not a soul.

      • sirblastalot@ttrpg.network
        1·
        1 month ago

        Do you? You’re just casting a spell like magic missile or anything else. Perhaps the credulous fools that wrote it thought it consumed souls, but you don’t care about their ignorant opinions.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
    17·
    1 month ago

    I became a lich so I can make unliving friends so we can FINALLY have enough time to play finish setting up Campaign for North Africa

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.todayEnglish
      3·
      1 month ago

      (Elder Scrolls 6 releases and it’s just slightly better than Starfield)

      Lich: well fuck.

    • 9bananas@feddit.org
      3·
      1 month ago

      oh, I’m way ahead on that one!

      don’t even wanna see it at this point, given the recent track record… can’t be disappointed, if you don’t expect anything!

      • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
        3·
        1 month ago

        That’s fair, they haven’t made a game worth their salt since snake bite piercings were popular and the IP won’t outlive Todd or Microsoft.

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
    5·
    1 month ago

    My wizard went the opposite direction. She acquired a Potion of Heal, and mixed it with a Philosopher’s Stone. My DM ruled that would make a Potion of Eternal Youth. She was eternally 17 years 10 months old. Was absolutely great because frequently people vastly underestimated her. She was also an 18th level wizard/dweomersmith by the time she drank the potion.

    • Alandrus_Sun@ttrpg.network
      2·
      1 month ago

      My DM ruled that would make a Potion of Eternal Youth. She was eternally 17 years 10 months old

      This is the setup to an RPG horror story. Glad it worked out for you.