In the OP’s comic, it certainly takes longer to figure “would what?”

The original above with the angel has “monster fucker” on the person, so it’s a bit easier to deduce, “would fuck”

First time I’ve heard of this, despite running for several years. I might throw an entry in there, could be fun, even if mine ends up kinda sucking.

That’s it, I’m deleting my account on ArcaneOverflow, everyone acts all high and mighty and is always saying “search the Wizardly World Weave properly, foolish simpleton”. I’m going back to my pa’s farm!

By the time the archwizard has finished the incantation, the rest of the party has finished the dungeon

When you least expect it, a horse-riding centaur…

salsa - https://www.deviantart.com/himerosy/art/DnD-Centaur-Mechanics-BaalBuddy-Colorized-911737977

And to think it got several performance updates back when Josh was making all kinds zany shit, like the conveyor belt-nado, right beside the conveyor mesh (look up Let’s Game it Out on YT, even if you don’t care about the game, it’s fucking worth it)

it has aliens who look exactly like humans! 🐸

It has two eyes and a mouth! I can’t shoot it!

That could also double as Orky Speish Program. Just paint the rocket red and it’ll go faster.

Sounds like “Achievement Unlocked” would be something they’d make

To save our mother Earth from any alien attack!

Then, as an adventurer, you beat Trogdor by throwing handfuls of water at it

The magma must flow (downstairs through the entirety of the fortress)

Drow live underground, that means they’re actually punk

Japanese army exporting japanese culture into a fantasy land that’s heavily influenced by their own culture… Sounds like 'murica invading bri’ain or something

It sure looks like “the economy” is this massive religious monster that demands nonstop sacrifices for its endless growth. Not immediate sacrifices, mind you, but long and torturous ones. It managed to get a lot of people in line for the sacrifice, it only forgot that pesky part about ensuring they reproduce before dying.

Oh look, it’s the same fucking problem of every fucking rich country! The “find out” part after the “fuck around” of living conditions getting ridiculously expensive, plus expecting both parents to magically have time and energy to work AND care for their child

I hate those. The moment you stop looking, they start doing all sorts of stuff on your car

Britain is one of the world’s oldest democracies

democracies

(X) Doubt

Also, while reading this, or any article, it’s always good to mentally substitute “the economy” for “the wealthy” or “the rich and powerful”

The Conservative government says the laws prevent extremist activists from hurting the wealthy and disrupting daily life

The year end bonus was canceled in order to enforce this “healthy” change during the coming months. The workers lost something they were supposed to get because some asshole wanted them to be “healthier”. There’s a considerable chance that the company will distribute less money to the workers that way.

It’s not about keeping workers healthy, it’s about saving money, that’s bad faith.

You don’t even need to be disabled to be unable to run or do heavy exercises. There are several conditions that can make running painful or impossible, like arthritis, athrosis, hernias, respiratory problems, etc.

Tying the bonuses to how fit you are is straight up evil. I highly doubt the boss will pay for medical expenses of people that push themselves too far to get the most money, who, ironically, might effectively end up losing that extra money.

Workers record their exercises and distances using fitness apps.

Clearly nobody will find a way to cheat that, no siree!