Fun fact: copper got its roman name because the main exporter of that good in ye classic times was the island of Cyprus (Kyprus, cuprum)

It means you can’t suck me dry wink wink

Illusory itching on others’ private parts to get them super uncomfortable.

Illusory bugs on your face to make you more intimidating/disgusting.

Illusory smell to make people nauseous, aka targeted fart bombs.

Illusory screaming on only one ear

Illusory burning feeling on others’ feet, aka DANCE DANCE MOTHERFUCKER - could be useful to apply to hands so enemies would be very likely to drop a weapon

Illusory “Aha, you stepped on glue! You can’t move!”

Illusory feeling like you’re underwater, feeling the weight of water in your movement and having to “swim” on air.

I wonder if illusion could make someone mix up the sense of limb placement - what I mean is, even if we have our eyes closed, we know where our limbs are in relation to the rest of our bodies, we can tell whether it’s the right or left index finger close to our eyes. Fuck up that sense and the target will be helpless.

I became a lich so I can make unliving friends so we can FINALLY have enough time to play finish setting up Campaign for North Africa

They sure are, I bet the fake and gay anon got it from his favorite cereal enriched with 100g of estrogen!

The obvious use of the peasant railgun is instant delivery. Gonna start my new enterprise, pFood, coming at you within 1 turn or your money back!

The one on the bottom left is slacking off, tho, blowing its own job

You just need access to “Suggestion” spell for easy win on so many situations the DM will start raging real soon.

That said, can I be a dragon, then?

I didn’t know familiars had laser sight on their cloaca

I recall seeing a quote, I think attributed to Osamu Tezuka: “This is not animation, this is anime”; implying that anime isn’t “real animation” like those you’d see in the 1930s and thus didn’t deserve the full name

Funny thing, there was a 2e setting called Birthright, which pretty much made the game about developing land as a lord, rather than dungeon delving

NANOBLESSINGS, SON!

Should be “power phrase” instead of power word, so it could get super fancy

Either warlock or wizard for me. My brother qualifies for druid and monk, but i’m sure he’d go for fighter just to beat the DM

Holy shit.

I can’t help but think that Chick was initially going to make it about Henry being gay and getting AIDS from fucking Charlie, but before coming up with the last 2 panels, he realized an even better way to convert people to Jesus is to show how he’ll forgive pedophiles after a single prayer. That or pedophiles have a chance at salvation while gays don’t. I dunno, Chick’s mind is a clusterfuck.

Khajit Tabaxi has family, if DM has perils

She was just a lowly 8th level cleric

Especially on a table with 3 women

Sometimes, it’s about sending a message.

Good thing you can cast Simulacrum first, then use the simulacra to cast wish