Authentic smell
… It vibrates too?
Now there’s a man that knows how to get nailed.
Holy shit dude 😂
I’ve found this amazing prop store! “Bad Dragons”, you know them? They got merch!
They sell toys for fantasy role-playing.
You can get Tako as a teenie-weenie and it’d be the perfect size!
Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!
Beware the touch attack on that monster.
Taking into account the time investment, (I’ll use federal minimum wage even though your time is worth a whole lot more than that) this wouldn’t be much more expensive than a well-painted kraken mini.
I used to date some one into tentacles, and some how it started with homestuck.
Edit: OH FUCK I DIDNT KNOW
https://old.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1ubujb/theorytrigger_warning_troll_reproduction/
What are you doing, step GM?
That’s a dildo… Right? What other purpose could it have
D&D&D
Dungeons & Bad Dragons
It’s a special spoon you need to make steamed hams.
That can’t be comfortable… right?
Stretch goals
“I have a plan!”
Grabs the dildo and kiesters it
“I have sent it to the shadow realm.”
Trying to get interviewed by the BBC?
Dungeons and Bad Dragons
I’ve been doing poorly at my guessing game lately, but if this wasn’t you I was going to sacrificially burn my favorite sex toy.
“I’m learning things about you I never meant to and I regret doing so.”
