“Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.”
Good cat
Greatest day of his life. He will remember this forever.
A neighbors cat once yoinked a hole steak from the table with it’s paw xD
“a hole steak”
D:
Yeah, no need to censor the word “asshole”.
Calamari ass rings chef’s kiss
You know the chef is sending a message when your calamari includes the hunting hooks. 😵💫
A small cross section of a tube steak, obviously
Hmm, not a single “no outdoor cats” comment in this whole thread (yet.)
NextDoor doesn’t know how to log on… yet.
The furry little god pulled a Ferris Bueller and got away with it.
Legend.
Furris Mueller?
Ferris Mewler
That’s what I said, but with more furor.
Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago?
Could’ve been a gift
There’s no collar on the cat, that’s very likely.
In other word oop have good neighbour.
Barter.
Now you just gotta teach him/her to team up with the local corvids. 🤌🏼
As a kid I had the genius idea of training magpies to steal stuff and bring it to me thinking it was the perfect crime; can’t arrest a bird and the bird is who stole. But then I learned that is actually still illegal. 😔
Illegal =/= enforceable, FWIW.
How was it?
Good kitty!
peak cat. Mine brings yukky mangled mice and birds.
You should send them to school with the orcas.
Then there’s me like: Oh a cat. Here Kitty Kitty. You want a sausage? And there he goes. He’s probably afraid of humans.
it’s polite to bring something to a potluck
So? How was it?
Good kitty!
