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Stamets@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 30 days ago

Need help licking those clean?

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Need help licking those clean?

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Stamets@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 30 days ago
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  • abbadon420@lemm.eeEnglish
    23·
    30 days ago

    Call me a conservative, but those are not house pets

    • ikidd@lemmy.worldEnglish
      16·
      29 days ago

      Everything’s a housepet if you don’t mind shit and piss in the house.

    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      15·
      30 days ago

      Scientists actually housebroke cows.

    • Panini@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      8·
      30 days ago

      shhh they can be if you put your heart and mind to it

  • SmokeyDope@lemmy.worldEnglish
    16·
    30 days ago

    The first thought I had was this same scenario but all grown up. Imagine two fully grown 700 lb bovines crammed in your kitchen staring down your dishes lol theyre all cute until they become living flesh tanks then they’re still cute but hella bulky and slightly intimidating

  • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    13·
    30 days ago

    🐄

  • Codpiece@feddit.ukEnglish
    10·
    29 days ago

    Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

  • barneypiccolo@lemm.eeEnglish
    7·
    30 days ago

    Hello, Little Cows!

  • Breezy@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    29 days ago

    Who puts a skillet in the washer?

    • toynbee@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      29 days ago

      Uh … Definitely not me. Nope.

    • WereCat@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      29 days ago

      Unskillet people

  • Troy@lemmy.caEnglish
    6·
    30 days ago

    Nice kitties

  • ramenshaman@lemmy.worldEnglish
    61·
    30 days ago

    Cute puppers

  • hakunawazo@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    29 days ago

    Nice carpet you have, would be a shame if somebody would make a mess there.

  • satanmat@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    29 days ago

    Highland coo

    • just_ducky_in_NH@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      29 days ago

      But not a broon coo.

  • toast@retrolemmy.comEnglish
    3·
    30 days ago

    Bag of Moo Mix in the background

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